Surely, surely there is a fix out there somewhere for this. It's hard to believe Google has failed me in this regard. In the meantime, I'll have to be content with the link method. To help me cope, I'm going to listen to rainforest sounds.... for 11 hours.
Okay. 11 seconds is enough, if truth be told. I tried searching for truly relaxing sounds - "sounds of students working hard on research assignment", "sounds of children cleaning up after they have made a mess" or "sound of bin being emptied before it became over-full due to procrastination" - but youtube didn't seem to have those. Strange.